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• Don’t steal – the government hates competition

• If you object to logging, try using plastic toilet paper

• Caution – blonde thinking

• If blondes have more fun, how do they know?

• My day is not complete until I’ve terrified a complete stranger

• My carbon footprint is bigger than yours

• Sometimes I wrestle with my demons – sometime we just snuggle

• Watch out for the idiot behind me

• They asked me why I didn’t have tattoos? So I told them: do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

• If the words on the sticker are getting bigger, hit the brakes!

• Zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds

• Help! I farted and I can’t roll down the window

• I don’t suffer from insanity, I’m loving every minute of it

• Jesus loves you but I’m his favourite

• Be nice to nerds – chances are you’ll end up working for one

• You’ll be darned to eternal heck if you don’t believe in me – Gosh

• I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands

• Money talks – mine keeps saying goodbye

• I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog

• We are not old people, we are recycled teenagers

• The earth is full – go home!

• My other car is a broom

• Never drive faster than your guardian angle can fly

• Where the hell is Easy Street?

• I don’t care how much you paid for it, that car is still ugly

• Nine of out 10 voices in my head agree that I’m sane

• Life is short – smile while you still have teeth

• I do whatever my breakfast cornflakes tell me to do

• I solemly swear that I am up to no good

• My mother is a travel agent – she specialises in guilt trips

• It’s lonely at the top but you eat better

• I’m out of estrogen and I’ve got a gun

• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

• I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

• So you’re a feminist. Isn’t that cute?

• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

• Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

• Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

• I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.

• Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10

• If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it

• If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is

• Forget world peace – visualise using your turn signal

• I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

• Keep on working, all those on social welfare depend on you

• Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking

• I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol

• My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns

• The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list

• Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening all at once

• Chaos, panic, and disorder – our work here is done.

• I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure

• If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?

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